New Bard

Premature tour completion

2010-10-10T14:13:00.001-07:00

We cancelled our last three shows in BC -- Kat had to tend to a family emergency. So long until the next tour; it's been a blast :)

Pics!

2010-09-03T16:22:00.000-07:00

This kitty ran out of the woods while we were hiking near a camping spot. It followed us around for a half-hour through the high reeds and up and down hills before we picked it up and took it back to our site for tuna fish and a bowl of water. We later found the owners by driving up and down the road and knocking on doors. It was definitely the best kitty in the world.

This is Bertha, the early-model Volvo that carried us around camping spots, and later, across BC to Vancouver on a curvy highway in the rainy, misty night. Pierre the violinist is driving; Francois the guitarist is on the kayak.

This is our favorite campsite. Left to right: Kat (cut off), Pierre (rolling a cigarette), Francois, and an awesome vegan baker / tea enthusiast named Sarah Louise, who hosted us in Calgary until her roommate started being bitchy. In the background: the icy river where we would occasionally swim for a brief moment before running frantically back to the fire. Alberta in August is still chilly. Just upstream, the river runs through a deep gorge, which we splashed through to find a big waterfall.

I'm on Vancouver Island with Sarah Louise now. I have a week to kill before a kayaking trip with my family, so I am exploring with her and her friends and helping her prepare for a potential business opportunity involving tea-infused organic vegan baked goods for a local chain of tea shops. Kat is headed for Louisiana for a brief visit with her sister. Our next show is Sept 18 in Vancouver. More then...

The best venues, according to my tummy

2010-09-03T16:05:00.000-07:00

Most of our shows are at bars, but we've played a string of concerts at other random venues. Anywhere that will book us is usually selling food and drinks, and recently, they've all been giving us tasty samples. Yum! At the Oolong Tea House in Calgary, we sampled a Chai-Yerba Mate blend. The Wild Flour Bakery in Banff gave us pesto focaccia, and a pulled-pork panini. The Crushed Grape in Regina wins the prize, though: dinner (steak for Kat, morrocan-style catfish for me) plus a selection of fantastic red wines until they put the chairs on the tables.

Best non-comestible payment was from Music Trader, a record shop in Winnipeg, who gave us $40 in store credit. We listened to albums for an hour or so with a few people that stayed after the show, and picked up CDs by the Duhks and Broken Bells for our hosts there, Frankih and Fi. (Of course, we ripped them both after they opened the packages ;)

Gypsy Days

2010-09-03T11:28:00.000-07:00

In Montreal, we made friends with a French Canadian named Francois. We made plans to meet up down the road, and all through Manitoba and Saskatchewan we heard reports that he was just a week behind us, three days behind us.

Finally, in Calgary, Alberta, we met up with Francois in front of a closed-down pizza joint. He had booked a rideshare: a 1980s-era Volvo with a canoe on the top, driven by a frenchman named Pierre. Pierre and Francois are both musicians (guitar and violin, respectively) and we all went camping illicitly on an indian reservation. We spent a few great days roasting vegetables on an open fire and rescuing a kitten (cute pictures coming, I promise).

Francois and Pierre had plans to beeline to Vancouver, but they changed course and played several shows with us, unplugged and smelling of woodsmoke. They were awesome shows: the new instruments added so much to the music, and they're both very good-natured people, so there was so much more good energy on stage. (One of the things I've learned about being a musician is how important energy is: it's partly distinct from the music you're playing, it's crucial to give it to the audience, and it's crucial that they give it back to you.) These shows had the best energy of all the shows we've ever played: everyone in the room (including us) had a big smile on their face the whole time. We made those rooms into big families. I honestly can't believe that we had that effect. It was pretty magical. One girl told us "Everyone here is so cool and friendly and happy!" I'm really happy we ran into those gypsies: these last few shows have been the highlight of the trip for sure :)

Northern Lights!

2010-08-07T15:58:00.000-07:00

I had no idea this happened during the summertime, but apparently, it does!

The day before the northern lights, I saw a beaver for the first time. They make awesome slapping noises on the water from time to time for some reason. Then, the day after, a bunch of Canadian geese flew overhead in a v formation, honking. This part of Canada (northern Ontario, around Lake Superior) is gorgeous. There are more lakes than humans, in my estimation. Tomorrow, we head out for the farmland in Manitoba. I'm definitely sad to be leaving.

Helpless, helpless, helpless, helpless

2010-08-07T15:49:00.000-07:00

After an awesome show at a kayaking lodge (the room was on a peninusla, with big windows on three sides looking out on lake Superior), we had an alarming task in front of us: hitchhike from Wawa to Thunder Bay. Wawa is a famously bad hitchhiking spot; it's known as the worst place to hitchhike in North America. Neil Young even wrote a song about it -- it's called "Helpless". I had to shave my beard in preparation so that I would look less like an axe murderer.

(Before, during, and after the shaving.)

Everything turned out great in the end. We waited about two hours, then got a ride from a friendly Quebecois photographer in a pop-top sleeper van with green polka-dots. Turns out he's got a blog too! http://pourquoi-pas.info/

Recordings!

2010-08-05T10:44:00.000-07:00

We played a show in a town of 1400 at a venue called The Auld Kirk. Tome, the proprietor, is the kind of guy that we love to do shows with: a patron of the arts, an enthusiast for the kind of music that isn't just background noise, and a very hospitable host. (He took a lot of time out of his schedule to show us around the area, and introduce us to the menagerie of small animals on his farm.) He records all the shows he runs, just because he's awesome. I've got a cd of the full show, but here is a video and two tracks that you can gobble up right this second:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=471698739621&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=472017834621&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=472056834621&ref=mf

Help me pick a band name!

2010-07-23T09:22:00.001-07:00

Which is better: "the acorn thieves" or "following pan"?

Camping in style

2010-07-22T18:52:00.000-07:00

When we're hitchhiking, sometimes we'll get stuck in the middle of nowhere at dusk. We packed a lot of camping stuff to make that sort of thing manageable: when you have a camp stove and a small grocery store in your bags, it starts to sound like fun to hike into the woods, find a clearing, and put up camp for the night. This trip, we've packed a bunch more stuff, and we're really camping in style. We'll cook up some lentils and sausage (with onions and garlic), fire up the hookah, and watch a movie under the stars. In cities, we're always crashing on someone's couch, and we don't want to be rude or messy, so we can't really relax too much. In the forest, we'll make as much noise as we want, as late as we want, and sleep in til whenever we want, and it feels more like home than some houses that we stay in. :)

Of course, those pleasures wear thin after three nights (we just hitched across the worst stretch of Canada) and you just want to take a shower and be free of the godforsaken mosquitos.

Awesome hitchhiking ride

2010-07-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

The other day, we got a ride from a dude that took us to Niagara falls and gave me a ride in the sidecar of his '65 BMW motorcycle.

Thanks, Bill!

We also drove through Ontario's wine country, and passed Wayne Gretzky's vineyard. I hear he makes... (puts on sunglasses)... ice wine.

Small-time celebrity

2010-07-18T00:30:00.000-07:00

On Wednesday we played a show at an awesome little bar called Moonshine out in Oakville, an hour out of Toronto. Everyone said such nice things about us, and was so friendly, and bought us so many beers. A really good guitarist said my style reminded him of Johnny Buckland from Coldplay. Someone else said one song was "so fucking Jefferson Airplane". A table of people told Kat that she sounded like someone famous, then asked who she sounded like. We named some random vocalists and they shouted yes! to each one. It's so much fun when people like your music :)

I also have to write a little blurb about how awesome that bar is. It's run by this guy named John, who is a songwriter himself. He runs the bar because he loves to hear people come in and play the songs they poured their heart into, and he brings in performers and a crowd 7 nights a week. The bartenders are also wicked musicians, and the jam session after the show was awesome. John, the crew, and all the patrons are all friendly as hell, too. And they built this community in what seems to be a suburb city, which has gotta be tough. Plus, they organize all these cool events like camping trip/concert hybrids. Can't say enough nice things about those guys.

Canada sucks for beer

2010-07-16T23:59:00.000-07:00

Beware, those of you that are considering going to Canada one day: there are arcane nanny laws about alcohol, and it's a big problem. You can't buy beer from grocery stores; you can't buy a six-pack at all after 10; and you can't buy beer on sale, ever. Yes, that's right; it's illegal to sell beer cheap. The cops will bust you for it.

(Things are somewhat less ridiculous in Quebec. Not much less. I pay $10 under the counter to an arabic man for a 6-pack of PBR at 12:30 one night. I felt like I was buying heroin.)

The Canadian Tour Begins

2010-06-30T18:03:00.000-07:00

We're back! Kat and I just started our third new-bard-style tour, crossing most of Canada. It's summer, the weather is great, and we're looking forward to three and a half months of playing shows, hitching, couchsurfing, and general exploration.

We met up in Montreal two weeks ago at my aunt Marcia's house. She and her cats (Ten Carrots, Prettyface McTavish, Tony Baloney, Mickey Wickey Wishbone Pushpins, Whispers, Max, and a few guest stars) made us feel very welcome as we spent several days practicing the songs (it had been seven months since I had played them) and booking more shows (we were only 2/3 booked when we arrived).

We played two shows in Montreal, and both were a good time. We did an atypically great job of promoting them: we brought people through radio spots (we did two interviews before the shows), internet promotions, a post on couchsurfing.com, and through word of mouth (thanks for bringing friends, Marcia!). However, we made an atypically tiny amount of money: neither venue paid us much, and we were competing against huge free shows on both nights (jazz fest and others).

The couchsurfing post actually brought more people than any other source. Does everyone already know how much I love couchsurfing? I hope so. In addition to being a huge database of hospitable hosts, it's also a guaranteed way to meet friendly people in any city that will join in on any fun events/concerts/city explorations.

Our Montreal couchsurfing friends included Joanne, a feisty redheaded Polish girl that loves to dance, and Francois, an easygoing French-Canadian guy that introduced us to our host in Ottawa (where we arrived today). We spent several evenings with these guys and others, going to Jazz Festival events, drinking in bars, and relaxing in various Montreal locales.

Like I said, we arrived in Ottawa today, and there's some big hullabaloo brewing about Canada's national holiday, which is tomorrow. Apparently Bare Naked Ladies is playing a free show tomorrow. Also, Queen Elizabeth II is here (she's the queen of Canada too, eh?) so I'm going to ask our host if she has her phone number. Stay tuned to see if we manage to line up a private concert.

Asheville, NC, aka far southeast Portland

2009-10-27T14:55:00.001-07:00

We played a show in Asheville, NC, an awesome town with great music and fun stuff to discover on every street. It's a weird pocket of vegetarian kids that listen to indie music in the middle of all these typical southern towns. Now we're in Charlotte, and it's an enclave of non-southerners that all work in the financial sector and eat sushi. It's definitely possible to explore the southern states and not find any stereotypical gun-toting Republicans.

In fact, it's really not that different from Oregon: Portland is full of people that recycle and bike to work, but if you go to any of the logging or farming towns, you mostly find the other end of the political spectrum. I came to the south expecting to find the stereotypes I'd heard about, and that was still my impression after the first trip, but now I'm thinking that was mostly confirmation bias. It's not that different after all.

We're headed back to Portland to record some music, so the tour is over. I might post again on how that goes, but right now, it looks like we'll be ridiculously busy. So long for now.

Cops and hitching

2009-10-14T14:32:00.000-07:00

One downside of hitching is that it's somewhat illegal, and more broadly, looked upon with suspicion by the law. Laws vary from state to state (the big deal is that you can't hitch on freeways), but generally, if I see a cop, I put my thumb down and try to look busy with my bags.

Yesterday, though, a cop came up while we were unloading our bags from a ride on the side of a road. We weren't doing anything illegal, but he came up and started reading us the riot act anyway. He did it in the worst way -- that way that some cops have that's very antagonistic. He asked for our ID's, and Kat handed over a passport, which he had plainly never seen before. He flipped around the middle pages, where it has stamps from all these random places, and he and Kat have an exchange that goes something like this: "Do you have a real ID?" "This is my ID, it's my passport." "I know what a passport is, I'm not an idiot." Kat reaches out to flip to the photo page for him and he jumps back. "Don't reach out and grab me." Arg. He goes to harass the guy who had given us a ride, and we sit down a feel like shit for a few minutes for having gotten this guy involved with some asshole.

Then a backup car pulls up and we get more worried. Some dude with mirror shades gets out ambles up to us, but it turns out that he's awesome and tells us everything is gonna be fine. A third guy pulls up and we get to chatting while the asshole cop hassles the driver. They're telling us about the music festivals they went to, and they're like "play us a song!" So it turned out fine -- in fact, one of them drove us 20 miles up the road -- but we thought we were gonna get screwed for a bit.

(Bonus story: the only other time I felt like I was in trouble on the road was also when I was not breaking any laws. Some cops pulled up and started hassling me for no reason, and they made it very clear that it was not OK to ask what I was doing wrong. They searched my shit for pot and drove off eventually, but it left me shaking with anger: cops can really screw you over, and they don't have to have a good reason.)

Rocktoberfest!

2009-10-12T18:54:00.000-07:00

Our first show on this trip was at Rocktoberfest. We flew in on a Thursday, practiced like mad for two days, and played a quick 40-minute set on Saturday afternoon. This is a big, huge festival, but it's put on mom-and-pop style, so unfortunately, we didn't get any cash.

However, we did get magical golden wristbands, which got us free entrance to all 3 stages, and free food and beer for four days. We also got two wristbands for our Charleston friends Brent and Kim. We rocked and drank with them and others for the last four days, and it's been a pretty good time. It's fun that there are no big bands here, because everyone's a surprise: sometimes a band full of skinny highschoolers comes up and rocks out like the Strokes, and it feels like you found a little seashell on the beach. A seashell full of awesome!

We're staying at the Green again, with awesome folks like Nat (who's doing vigilante security work, including breaking the face of rowdy drunks) and Joe (who's wearing the "Willie Nelson for President" hat, given to him by Willie himself). When we're not there at night, we're wandering around the campground, trying to salvage unruly drum circles or smoking a five-foot-tall hookah. It's my first time at a proper music festival, and it's a big party that I hope to come back to next year.

We also played a gig at a charity event, and though they paid us a nice little check, they neglected to sign it. We have to go wrangle the cash out of a friend of a friend -- we're leaving town tomorrow. Wish me luck.

The Start of the Tour!

2009-10-12T18:41:00.000-07:00

We're back on the same circuit, starting where we ended last: with Eddie the dentist from Awendaw Green. (If you're not familiar with him, check the old posts.) Eddie, Nat, and the whole Awendaw Green crew are throwing a big music festival -- as it turns out, the biggest in South Carolina -- called Rocktoberfest. There are 100-some bands here, including zero bands you've already heard of. It's a ton of fun -- more next post.

The End of the Tour

2009-05-20T13:18:00.000-07:00

I'm writing from Washington, DC, and Kat and I split company this morning. (She was supposed to fly back to Portland, but instead she ditched her ticket to go hiking on the Appalachian Trail, but that's another story altogether.) The tour's over and done, and even though it rocked face, I'm pretty happy to be headed back to Hawaii. I want to work on NewView and some other projects I have in mind. (I get back on the 30th, if you're one of my Hawaii friends.)

Even though this tour is ending, Kat and I are already talking about another. She wants to try the pacific northwest in August/September, but that might be too soon for me: I'd like to spend some time in Hawaii, and give myself more space to work on those projects. But I have no doubt I'll be on the road with Kat again at some point. (I won't be updating this blog until then.)

So, yes, the end of the tour...FOR NOW (DUM DUM DUM). Thanks for reading!

People with hard lives

2009-05-16T22:29:00.001-07:00

After that late concert on Wednesday, we got up early and left Charleston, bleary-eyed, for Charlottesville, VA, to kill a few days before Kat's flight out of DC. We drove out towards the freeway onramp with Nat under darkening skies, then sprinkles, then a downpour. We were all uneasy: it was a creepy sight that portended a lot of potential misery. Nat offered to buy 20 of our cds if we used the proceeds to buy bus tickets. We turned around and started heading back towards downtown Charleston to consider our options. But we decided that we'd be ok, got Nat to turn it around again, and said our goodbyes on the other side of the storm on a freeway onramp, under a still-dark sky.

We got a ride inside of 10 minutes. Some rides pick you up for idle chat to pass the time, some because they feel sorry for you, and some have got some shit to get off their chest. This woman was definitely the latter. She told us about her husband that beat her, and how she got away before one of them killed the other -- she wasn't sure who would kill who, but she was sure it would end one way or the other shortly. She told us about her time in prison, and how she ended up there: a boyfriend (also a violent man) had made her arrange to buy him drugs, and she wanted no part of it. She called the police and told them the situation, and was told to carry out the transaction, and that the dealer would be arrested, and she would be given immunity. She did so, and the police promptly arrested her. She told us about the first time she hit her father: she had seen her mother slap her daughter in the face, and told her daughter to go in her room and turn up the music. She told her mother that it was a degrading thing to be hit in the face, and that it was part of why she dated so many abusers, and that if her mother ever hit her daughter again, she would cut her throat. Her father came home later and hit her for scaring her wife. She hit her father for the first time and screamed violent things at him. He never hit her again.

She told us stories like this for 4 hours, then dropped us off at a Greyhound station in Rocky Mount, NC, and bought us tickets for the remainder of our trip. We had a two-hour wait, a 9:30 pm bus to Richmond, VA, arriving at 11:30, then a 5:30 am bus to Charlottesville.

We napped fitfully until 9:30, then napped fitfully until the bus actually came two hours later, then napped fitfully until we arrived in Richmond, where we napped fitfully on the floor of the station. Finally, I gave up, and I was in an odd state when I ordered biscuits and congealed dayold gravy from the diner at 3:30 am. That's when I met the guy that pops up in every Greyhound story, the fresh-out-of-prison convict.

This guy, 36, had been in prison since the age of 24, and had been out for 10 hours when I met him. He was in for drugs: he bought a half-kilo each of heroin and coke at a time from New York italians, and drove down to Rocky Mount, NC, 55 the whole way. He drove down in a new black Chevy Suburban, which he bought with cash. He sold to everyone, kids of 14 and grandmas of 70, and never did any himself, but got sloppy and sold to someone that told someone something.

The police hit in his door with a battering ram, knocking him across the room, and took him in with no fuss. They offered him a deal if he gave up the italians, but he knew they would kill him, and chose 12 years of prison instead. He showed me his shank scars, and when I asked how he got them, he told me about the guys that would knock your soap out of your hand in the shower, and how they said "shit on my dick or blood on my shank". He said "they take your manhood from you man, they take your manhood from you" and started crying. He said he lost his mom and his wife years ago while he was away, and his daughter and grandma three weeks ago in a car crash. He was going to Providence to see his two grandchildren, with no cash and no plan but to get a job and follow Jesus. I bought him an egg and hash browns. I mean, what the fuck else can you do? We eventually got to Charlottesville and collapsed into hotel beds without further ado.

(Note: apologies to anyone that saw the earlier, neutered version of the post. It was pretty lame, I was just tired at the time.)

The Megan Jean Band Commands You To Dance

2009-05-16T22:23:00.000-07:00

After our two shows in Savannah, GA -- the last booked shows of the tour -- we were invited to come back to play the barn jam in Charleston a second time. (Remember Eddie? That place.) We rolled back into town and killed a few days smoking hookah and going to the beach with Brent and Nat, our Charleston buddies, before the day of the show.

We played our set and things went well -- 40-50 people, good response, but low cd sales -- and then settled in to listen to the other bands. The one after us was a great bluegrass/zydeco crew that had been playing together for 20 years, and everyone got up and danced like crazy fools.

So we all thought the high point of the night had come and gone when the next band came up. It was just a duo -- this heavy chick wearing black and lots of eyeliner and carrying a blues guitar, and this long-haired music-nerd-looking guy with an upright bass -- and it's hard to follow an energetic set like that with just two people.

They proceeded to kick everyone's ass in the whole crowd. The woman had an intense voice, alternatingly growling and operatic. She laid down this piece of plywood and mic'ed it, and when she stomped on it, it was like a bass hit and a snare at the same time, and you couldn't not feel the rhythm. But mostly, you felt the music because she felt it: her face got screwed up, her eyeliner was blotting like she was crying, she'd clench her teeth and spit words out.

I would have doubted it was possible to play to the same level with nothing but a bass in your hands, but the guy onstage did. He did everything I can think of to bring noise out of a bass: bowed harmonics, jazz-style plucking, skreetchy noise from the bottom of the instrument, playing percussively with the wood of the bow... it was obvious before I talked to him later that this guy had studied this instrument alone in a room for years and years.

Go give them a listen -- http://www.myspace.com/meganjeanband

Meet Petra

2009-05-11T08:38:00.000-07:00

As it turns out, one shitty couchsurfer cannot defeat the combined luck of Kat and I, and everything turned out peachy in Georgia. We got in touch with a very friendly and hospitable tank gunner, one of the most active couchsurfers in Savannah. We spent a few days at his house, which all went something like this: he would get up at 5 or 6, go do something productive until noon, and come home when we were waking up. He would then *cook us breakfast* and take us to the beach, or the barbecue cookout, or wherever. Thanks Fernando! We love you even though you make us feel inadequate.

While we were there, he hosted another couchsurfer, Petra. Petra is a powerful-looking woman with a big kid smile, a professional tennis player ranked 238th in the world. She's Slovenian, and bald. Her routine is something like this: she goes to a tournament, where she makes a few hundred or thousand dollars, depending on how things go. She stays at a couchsurfer's house while she's in town. Then she drives to the next tournament, two or three states away.

I thought it sounded like a really unusual life, so I asked her more about it. She doesn't have a home base, or own anything besides what's in her car. Her closest friends are her fellow athletes: she meets the same players at every stop in the circuit, and she's become friends ("but not best friends") with some of them. Her dating life seems to have suffered -- her last serious relationship was several years ago -- but her attitude on the subject is that she doesn't really miss it, because it's not her focus.

Her focus is tennis. She loves that game more than I think I've loved anything. She practices intensely, running long distances along the beach, or the riverside, or whatever is scenic in the town she happens to be in. She takes a week every now and then to practice 8 hours a day on the courts. Whenever she talks about the subject she gets really excited and exaggerates her vowels in a particularly eastern european way.

What's most remarkable to me is how calm and happy she is. I don't think I'd be able to live like she does, but it seems to work for her. She credits her spirituality -- she discovered a meditation center some years ago, and heads over for a weeklong seminar every now and then. She says that people who've known her over the years say that she's become much more at peace.

I wonder if/when she's going to settle down. I touched on this, and she did seem pretty wistful about the idea. In a surprising moment, she talked about how idyllic she finds the idea of being a tennis coach and having an apartment and steady life. Maybe I'll run into her a few years down the road, living the 9-5 dream.

The last 24 hours or so have been exceedingly strange

2009-05-06T19:21:00.000-07:00

...even by the standards of the last month. We got a ride to Savannah, GA -- our next destination -- with Brent, the awesome guy we crashed with in Charleston. Our Savannah couchsurfing host picked us up and we headed to get some margaritas, it being Cinco de Mayo and all. So far so good!

During the car ride, things started getting strange: we couldn't get a word out of her or her bf, really. The mexican joint was crowded and we skipped the margaritas. They offered to drop us off at our show, but we wanted to hang out with them, as our show wasn't for a few hours and we had just met them and wanted to make friends. They seemed to disregard that and dropped us off at the show.

The show went great! We played well, got lots of compliments, and made decent money. The act after us, the Train Wrecks, was a sweet honkytonk / rock band.

We walked towards home for the night, but I got us lost. I called Aaron and he googled for me to discover we were 20 blocks out of our way. Oops. We walked about 5.5 miles, 2.5 more than we needed to. We finally got to the house at 3 am.

When we got inside, the dogs immediately started attacking us. They calmed and we set up our sleeping bags in the dark, and we slept fitfully while the dogs occasionally woke us with licks to the face. At 8 am, one of our hosts woke us and recommended we find other hosts, because they were very busy. "Nice to meet you!" she said. Confused, we fell back asleep. At 9 am, our other host informed us that he was leaving the house, and that we needed to pack our bags and leave.

So it was that we found ourselves summarily booted from our relatively warm and comfortable sleeping bags. The only solution we saw was to spend money as fast as possible to make ourselves less miserable. We summoned a taxi (the driver, Romeo, played some mean spoons and overcharged us), slept all day in a pension, then ate a insanely fantastic meal.

Not sure what's going to happen next. We definitely can't afford this hemmoraging of money for much longer, and nobody has yet responded to our emergency couchsurfing requests. Post comments wishing us luck, or, if you live in Savannah, offers of couches and/or spare bedrooms.

The rest of this post consists of a description of our meal in all possible gory detail, written for my future self to read and enjoy. If you don't love food (*love*) you will probably find it boring.

Sweet tea to begin, while we waited for the restaurant to open
Mint Julep -- aka minty bourbon
A bottle of house pinot noir -- Vinas 3, 2007 -- California
Amuse-bouche -- smoked tuna, salmon with wasabi, mussel in spicy tomato aioli
Oysters -- baked with herbs, butter, and garlic, and raw with vinegar and horseradish
Cheese platter -- baked goat cheese, fontinello, roasted hard italian cheese (squeaky!), with two kinds of local honey, roasted pecans, and spoon bread
Salad -- herbs and flowers from the backyard garden, topped with a little cantaloupe and mild feta, in a thick vinagrette. also, ground pepper. mmm
Scallops -- pan-seared, served with mashed potatoes, and tangy grilled diced vegetables, which almost felt like a salad
Steak -- pepper-crusted tenderloin, in a sweet butter mustard sauce, served with broccolini and potatoes au gratin
Then a pause
Goat-cheese cheesecake, with berry sauce
Dark, sweet espresso

This meal was positively sexual.

Hitchhiking: a How-To

2009-05-04T17:33:00.000-07:00

Long post! Deal with it.

0) Try to hitchhike without a schedule, and say yes to stuff that happens. If you're cool, people will invite you to do fun things along the way. This is some of the best stuff about hitchhiking. On different occasions, I've been picked up by people and subsequently gone camping, eaten dinner with their parents, stayed at their house, and started dating.

1) Figure out what roads to take to get where you're going. You can google it and write it down, or print/buy a map.

2) If you're in a city, catch a bus/ride to the place where the first road from 1) leaves town.

3) If you're not at a good hitching spot, try to find one. They have a place for cars to pull over. They give people plenty of time to see you and think about picking you up. (Try to be after a straightaway or traffic light.) Don't hitch on the side of an interstate if you can avoid it, but onramps are good. If it's dark, you probably won't get a ride, but if you want to try, try under a streetlight.

4) Stand up, stick your thumb out, and smile. Cars will rush past. Some people might wave, or make other odd hand motions. A pinching gesture means "I'm just going a little way", as in "or else I'd pick you up". Sometimes people will give you a thumbs-up. I like the people that gesture, but also hate them. Why not just pull over if you like me so much, jackass?

5) You'll wait for a long time, and it'll feel like even longer. This is the part where you feel like it'll never work, and furthermore, that it was ridiculous of you to ever think it might. Things vary by state, but if you've got a female in your party and you're at a good spot, you'll wait about an hour on average. Lone guys, double that. Triple for two guys. Don't hitch with three guys. It varies a lot, though, so just remember: someone, someday, will pick you up.

5a) Hitching is illegal in lots of places, so sometimes a cop might pull over and warn you. If so, politely apologize, gather your things and don't hitch anymore until they're out of sight. I've never heard of someone being ticketed or arrested, but I guess you might be. In that case, sucks to be you!

5b) If it gets dark, you're probably stuck till morning. To prepare for this, pack some food and water and a sleeping bag. If it rains and you didn't pack a tent, you're going to be miserable and any electronics you're carrying will become unusual paperweights.

6) When someone pulls over, look wholesome. Say "Thanks for stopping!" and ask where they're going. You probably won't know where that is, so tell them your route and they'll probably tell you where yours and theirs diverge. This short conversation is important: if they act creepy, skip the ride. Otherwise, unless they're going the wrong way, get in the car. Five miles is good enough.

6a) If you're female and alone, keep your bags in your lap so you can bail easily if you need to. If you're a guy and a girl hitching together, remember these two things: the guy should get in first, and if anyone asks if you're dating, say yes, even if you're not. That's always a leading question, and the things it leads to are bad.

7) Be friendly and talk to your driver. If you're not willing to talk to drivers, don't hitch. Silent strangers make people nervous, and hitching makes you an emissary of hitchhikers everywhere.

8) Start thinking about where you're going to get dropped off. You want a good place, and if it's less than 2 hours before dark, try to get dropped off somewhere you could sleep if you needed to.

8a) If you need help, ask for it. If you need to look at a map, ask if they have one, or if they'd mind stopping at a gas station to check one out. If you need to get dropped off somewhere, say so. If you're not sure about something, ask if they know. If you have a problem with people helping you, get over it. People like helping you, you're like a lost puppy to them.

9) When you get dropped off, go to 3) unless you're at your final destination. Don't worry, you'll get there, eventually. Probably :D

Picture version of my last post

2009-05-03T22:10:00.000-07:00

Aaron has gracefully provided an image summarizing my last post:

Holy crap, did we just dirtbuggy through the South Carolina night?

2009-05-01T22:38:00.001-07:00

So we'd been looking forward to Wednesday's show for a long time. It was at a little barn called Awendaw Green, about 20 miles outside of Charleston, South Carolina. We had been in touch with the venue owner, Eddie White, and he seemed like a true patron of the arts: the guy went out out of his way to help us book other gigs and make everything easy on us.

Turns out the gig was on my birthday, so after our warmup song, Kat had the whole crowd of 100 sing happy birthday to me. Aww, thanks Kat! We rocked out for an hour and a half, it felt great. I played and sang a song of mine, Coming Spring, which was the biggest crowd I've sung to by far. (My biggest crowd so far had been living-room-sized.)

Eddie had offered to put us up at the barn that night, so after the crowd dissipated, we hung out with Nat, the resident sound guy. (The property also has a recording studio and living area.) He and his friend took us out on a dirt buggy ride through this track the neighbors built, which feels like stepping into a driving video game. The leaves whipped us and we sped around corners and over jumps like ridiculous madmen.

Did I mention that Eddie's a dentist? Eddie's a dentist, and the next day he woke us up to bring us to his office and clean our teeth. He then took us out to this crab shack and got us delicious seafood, and another gig there. Thanks Eddie!

But wait, Eddie's even cooler than you expected! Nat took us over to Eddie's property in the swamp and we went kayaking. I fell off the kayak (note: kayaking upright is difficult) and Kat got bitten to hell. (She's been slapping herself at random times since, and she draws some great stares.)

Those were some of the best times we've had on this trip. It's a really surreal feeling to wander into and through all of these fascinating and beautiful scenes, people, and places. I feel compelled to mention more cool things about Eddie. Did I mention he's a great dad? The reason he built this whole Awendaw Green complex is because his son loves music, and he wanted to give him a place to record. Eddie White: if you're reading, I'd bear your children if I were able.

Pagans! A parable about booking/promoting shows.

2009-04-25T16:28:00.000-07:00

So we wandered into this store full of maces and witchcraft supplies a few days ago. The friendly proprietor and Kat chatted about the big pagan bonfires they'd been to, and what it's like to run a store for pagans in the deep south. (Hard. This guy is not in it for the money.) By and by he asked us to play a show there.

This is the easy way of getting gigs: making friends with people. (Kat is especially good at this; everyone feels like she's their best new friend when they meet her.) Alas, the easy way mostly works if you just play in your hometown, because very few people want to book you on a few days notice, and it's hard to make friends with people from afar. We got the rest of our gigs the hard way: calling a stranger on the phone and trying to sell them on something. Normally they ignore you, or tell you to email them, then ignore your email. Repeat, repeat, etc.

So this guy has a store mailing list, and he sends out an email promoting the show to those several hundred people. He's also the head of a local pagan group, so he sends out another email to another several hundred people. He then notifies all of his facebook and myspace friends, which is another several hundred people.

This is the easy, effective way of promoting gigs. He brought in a crowd of some 35 people, which was a ton of fun and which made everyone some money. Big shows are fun: a flautist came, and we talked her into playing along for a few songs. She was quite good! After that, some guy went and got a bongo drum (they sell them at the shop) and joined in too. He was quite bad, but everyone cheered him on anyway.

Alas, the effective method of promoting gigs only works if you play in your hometown. The hard way is to make a bunch of friends on myspace wherever you go, and post to all the event websites about your gig, and tell everyone you see about it. It's very improvisational and hit-and-miss. We got a lot of people at our second Birmingham show (after the show at the pagan shop) because of two reasons: first, we recruited an accordion player, and she brought a group of friends. Second, we're staying with some well-connected couchsurfers, and they brought a crowd of couchsurfers along. (Thanks, Rishi and Mark!) It's iffy though. Our third show in Birmingham was tiny, because all that stuff just didn't work too well.

So that's what it's like to book and promote shows. Basically, try to make friends with pagans.

Good eatin in Birmingham

2009-04-21T23:00:00.000-07:00

I just had the most delicious dinner. We're staying with a very excellent chef in Birmingham, Angela, and she just cooked us a fantastic meal: halibut over asparagus and new potatoes, with a beurre blanc sauce, plus salad and bread on the side. mmmm. We ate at her restaurant last night, an upscale diner called John's City Diner, and had fried green tomatoes; steak on hash browns, topped with cilantro and a berry vinagrette; roast duck; and mac and cheese with ham. Come to think of it we had some pretty damn tasty barbecued ribs for lunch today at Full Moon... it's been good eatin since we got to Birmingham.

The next couple of days look pretty exciting... tomorrow, we're going out to barbecue again, and later to some caves outside of town, and possibly a Wilco concert. The next day we're going to go to a metalworking class -- we met the instructor, Michael, randomly when we were getting kicked out of this foundry we had wandered into. Friday and Saturday, we have shows coming up, and then we have to leave bright and early on Sunday to get to the next town, Charleston.

Hitching stories, part 2

2009-04-20T10:13:00.000-07:00

We left Starkville yesterday and got a bunch of nice, normal rides fairly quickly. We got to Birmingham without thunderstorms or encounters with the right hand of satan. Sorry guys, good hitching makes bad stories (unless you end up dating later).

Come to think of it, though, the night before we left was pretty eventful. I went to a Hootie and No Blowfish concert (the singer, Darius something, apparently has had a thriving solo country act for the last 10 years) and learned about how Obama is the antichrist. It's in the bible, I'm told!

"I mean, I fell on her, but it wasn't my fault"

2009-04-17T10:23:00.000-07:00

So last night we went to see Lord T and Elouise, two rappers / aristocrats that wear powdered wigs for their show. (Thanks, McRae, for getting us in! He's also known as "McRae-zee".) It was a pretty wicked party until Kat and our friend Jen started dancing with this guy, and he fell on Kat. Her knee dislocated or something and we hobbled over to McRae's to ice it. (This entry's title is his response.)

I'm kind of glad we had to leave the concert: I had inadvertently dressed up as Elvis and written a rap to battle the two performing gentlemen, and Kat's injury let me chicken out inconspicuously. I did wear a ridiculous denim one-piece suit all night. Zipped down halfway. With aviators. I'll post some pics if I can get em.

Starkville, Mississippi

2009-04-15T21:43:00.000-07:00

So far in Starkville...

-We showed up on time to our gig by sheer chance, and ended up waiting around forever for a crowd to show up. We eventually got around 30 people though, and it was a great show.
-We relived a bit of the college life by getting free pizza at the Mississippi State campus. And a free t-shirt. I miss college.
-We explored an abandoned train with our Starkville hosts. The trail there is surrounded by 12-foot-tall trees, flowering and heavy-scented.

Our next show is in Birmingham in a week, but we might try to line up a gig for Record Store Day in Nashville on the way. I'll let you know!

PS. Johnny Cash was once arrested here for picking flowers... apparently they ritually pardon him every year in some ceremony with lots of music.

Hitchin stories

2009-04-15T21:24:00.001-07:00

We left Baton Rouge at 7 am, bound for Starkville, Mississippi, 5 hours away, and got some fun rides...

Our second ride had ritually bonded himself to his ouija board in a ceremony of blood. We saw the scars! It subsequently told him he was the right hand of Satan. He was pretty ok overall though, not as crazy as that makes him seem... his girlfriend was with him, and they gave us an alligator claw on a keychain. They were out of gas money, trying to get to Florida. We gave them $5 and wished them luck.

The next dude that picked us up seemed so everyday that I immediately felt that I was speaking with the country America. This made the whole set of conversations really entertaining for me. We found out he was an oilman, but that he had been unemployed for several months. Oil work was good money, but you were unemployed every now and then, and he never could figure out how to save up. He argued a lot with his wife -- a "fiery" half latina. Really nice guy, drove us an hour out of his way.

He dropped us off an hour before dark. We were 100 miles south of where we wanted to be -- and the storm clouds were gathering -- but on a road where all traffic was bound for there. We hitched furiously but the sun set and the clouds opened. We were in a real bind. Hitching after dark is impossible. We pitched the tent and tossed our stuff in.

Unfortunately, Kat's boyfriend had taken a tarp out of Kat's backpack before we left, and we didn't have enough rain cover. It rained and thundered and lightninged fiercely for hours. At one point there was a small stream running under my body, and the low end of our tent had a four-inch-deep puddle. We were in ponchos, so our chest was dry, but our legs and arms were soaked through.

Even as we lay there trying to sleep, I wasn't really miserable. There was something pretty meditative about it. And funny too. Hey, did I mention we hadn't eaten since noon? We hadn't eaten since noon. Oops. I slept a bit, then woke up shivering at 3. Then I was really miserable.

We packed and started hitching at 7 am. It was bitterly cold and windy and nobody picked us up. That day just sucked until 3 pm. We got dropped off at a Mennonite bakery and ate delicious cornbread. We were in serious danger of missing our 6 pm show so we called our Starkville host and asked if we could pay him to pick us up, which he did. (Thanks, Ricky and McRae!) Next up: Starkville.

Baton Rouge

2009-04-15T21:13:00.001-07:00

This town had no character. At no point was there anything that made me feel like I was in one town in particular: anonymous streets, buildings, and trees. Some of it was pretty nice, but none of it was at all unique.

It does have lots of characters though. We stayed with Kat, and she, her roommate Sean, and their friends were easily the best thing about that place and reason enough to come back. Good people, involved in really interesting stuff. They also played host to some train-hopping bluegrass musicians, who were all fun to drink with. They played me "Rattlin Bug" even though they hate it.

We played a bar above a restaurant called Avoyelles. That place was dead! Luckily we had brought the whole crew we had previously met and everyone had a good time. We brought a bunch of percussion and everyone was part of the band, including random kids that wandered in. Plus they paid us a bunch of cash plus food!

We also opened for a metal band at this concert venue / coffee shop / highschool hangout called Insomkneeacks. Everything about that show was an accident but it was all good times anyway. They moshed to our slow songs. I love the guy that runs that place, he makes no money off it but he keeps it open because he wants kids to have somewhere to hang out, even though they don't buy his cofffee. These people didn't pay us, and the kids tipped us $2.38. Haha. Booking shows from three time zones away can be hit and miss.

We stopped getting work done in Baton Rouge, which was terrible. We still had tons to do: book shows for the last 3 weeks of the tour, do more web promotion, and so on. Terrible. Did we get back on track? You know the drill, read the next entry.

First show!

2009-04-15T21:04:00.000-07:00

We showed up at the Circle Bar somewhat anxiously: we had heard it described as a "typical Jewish bar" (?) and we had had a tough time getting in touch with the proprietors to confirm basic show details (what time do we show up? how much are we getting paid). Sure enough they had accidentally double-booked the night and we had to split the bar take [1] with the other band.

That was all ok though, because the show went great! No real mistakes and the crowd loved us. Maybe a third bought the cd, everyone tipped, and one dude loved us so much he took us back to his place and cooked us catfish. Mmm. Thanks, New Orleans. Next up, Baton Rouge.

[1] We get paid in tips, plus some combination of three other ways: flat fee, bar take (portion of money the bar makes, usually 10 or 20%), or cover charge (usually 50-100%).

New Orleans

2009-04-15T20:55:00.001-07:00

The story of New Orleans was our host there, Robin. As soon as we got there she sat us down and said, "Look. The good gumbo is at Coops, and you want to get begniets at Cafe Del Mundo. On Friday there's a free crawfish boil at R Bar. Come with me to international pillowfight day on Saturday, and afterwards RJD2 is playing a free show at Tulane. On Sunday you can go to the strawberry festival, and on Monday there are free red beans and rice down the road." We said that sounded good and went and did most of that stuff.

When we weren't doing it we were prepping for our first show: working out arrangements for her songs with two guitars, and practicing them over and over again. We also did some logistical stuff, like getting people to come to shows. If you work hard (network on myspace, contact local radio stations, post to websites) you can get more people to come to the shows, which the venue loves, and which makes you more money. That was the first week of New Orleans... then we had our first show! Tune in next time.

What's this?

2009-04-15T20:46:00.000-07:00

I'm Shawn Drost, and during April and May of 2009, I'm traveling and playing music with my friend Kate Elliott. We're doing this in an unusually cheap fashion: we're booking our own shows, we're hitching between cities, we're staying with couchsurfers. It's been a crazy time so far and I wanted to tell some stories about it for friends and family. Hey, you might even enjoy it if you don't know me. Watch this space.